Tag: Switch
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Review: Hades-Every Death Means Something
If there’s one thing I love about the internet, it’s seeing what does and doesn’t become viral, especially with video games. You could have this giant, expensive ass game with a ton of marketing behind it completely bomb and attain disinterest while a smaller, much more artistically driven indie game gets pushed to the moon by players…
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Review: My Friend Pedro-Violent, Bloody, And Filled With Potassium.
I’ve made it no secret with my reviews that when it comes to playing the video games I buy I am what some would say Fucking Bad At It. Sure I’ve made it a point to be better at it and I’ve made remarkable progress but there are still games sitting in my library that…
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Review: SNK Gals’ Fighters-Pretty in Pain
How many of you know what a Neo Geo Pocket Color even is? I first found out about that weird little brick around the time I was in middle school and was SUPER into emulating games. This was also around the same time I became big into fighting games and was just discovering what SNK…
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Review: Doom 3-Frustrating Darkness
This was the one I was dreading the most. I’m not good with horror. Never have been. I’ve always been a really timid person and the idea of playing a horror game or seeing a monster always freaked me out. I bring this up because Doom 3’s box art absolutely terrified me. The image of…
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Review-Pokémon Sword (And Shield I guess)
Boy, this game sure did cause a stink, didn’t it? I wasn’t going to pick up Pokémon Sword (And Shield I guess) originally. It didn’t have anything to do with the controversies surrounding it or anything, though it didn’t help, it just wasn’t on my radar. Don’t get me wrong I enjoy Pokémon every now…
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Review-Luigi’s Mansion 3
Luigi has always been my favorite little plumber man, but I never really knew why. For some reason, I always gravitated towards him over Mario. I vividly remember playing Super Mario Bros. 3 on the NES as a kid and giving all of Mario’s lives to Luigi and letting him die just so I could…
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Review-Dragon Quest XI S: Echoes of an Elusive Age – Definitive Edition
I didn’t know it was going to end this way. Earlier this year I saw the Hero from Dragon Quest get added into Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. That spurred me to finally get into Dragon Quest in a serious manner and I played through the first three games on iOS to prepare myself for the…
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Review-Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3: The Black Order
Of all the franchises Nintendo could have picked to bring back from the grave they picked the one that has a character named “Ulysses S. Claw” in it. When I was a kid I played the absolute hell out of the original Marvel Ultimate Alliance (I never played 2. Fuck Civil War). I remember exploring…
spiderslash- Expect nothing, and even less. 