Tag: Review
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Review-Captain Marvel
Captain Marvel is the 21st movie in Marvel’s cinematic universe and the final stop before Avengers: Endgame and heaven help me I have never felt more exhausted typing out a sentence in my life. At this point I’m more or less seeing these movies out of personal obligation just because I’m so far in. I…
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Review-Jump Force
Sometimes I buy things as a joke. Not always the best idea. Something about trying out a thing you know you won’t necessarily like as just always been appealing to me since sometimes you may end up being surprised by it or even find entertainment from it. However other times it ends up exactly how…
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Review-Kingdom Hearts III
My relationship with Kingdom Hearts is as complicated as its story. On the one hand I love the world it’s created throughout its long history and I think the Disney/Square-Enix fused environments are brimming with charm and personality. I also think the gameplay for each game is unique in its own way and each entry…
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Spiderslashers-Netflix’s Castlevania (Seasons 1+2)
[There will be minor/major spoilers in this review] Castlevania is a name that meant a lot to me in middle school. Back then I went out of my way to play as many of the games as I could. I poured hours and hours into the first game. Many of those games still stick with…
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Spiderslashers-Dawn of the Dead (1978)
WARNING: THERE WILL BE SPOILERS IN THIS REVIEW. I remember the first time I started to get over my fear of zombies, it was when I first played Capcoms Dead Rising around 2008.It was a lot of fun and the games sense of humor kept me at ease among the violence and mayhem surrounding me.…
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Spiderslashers-Night of the Living Dead (1968)
WARNING: THERE WILL BE SPOILERS IN THIS REVIEW. Zombies have always been a touchy subject for me. I was exposed to them at a young age because my step-brother had the original Resident Evil on PS1 and that game terrified me. Ever since then I became deathly afraid of zombies in almost any form of…
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Spiderslashers-The Fly (1986)
WARNING: THERE WILL BE SPOILERS IN THIS REVIEW. Gore has always been a touchy subject for me in media. I’m squeamish about it in real life, really everyone is, but I’m fine with it in things such as video games and literature..but not in film for some reason. I might just be the act of…
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Spiderslashers-Friday the 13th (1980)
WARNING: THERE WILL BE SPOILERS IN THIS REVIEW. Friday the 13th is a horror franchise that always fascinated me as a kid. I remember thinking Jason Voorhees as an imposing wall of terror covered by a hokey mask. Even though I was never into horror I still wanted to see the movies he came from which…
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Review-Deadpool 2
A quick PSA before we begin, if you’re the type of person that laughs at a joke and then immediately repeats it out loud in a movie theater, just do everyone a favor and eat my shorts. Just take them and swallow them whole. Thank you. I was a big fan of the first Deadpool…
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Review-Won’t You Be My Neighbor?
I should start this off by saying I have little to no experience with documentaries. Sure I’ve watched some in the past, many of which I liked, but it’s not a genre of filmmaking that I’m overly familiar with, especially when it comes to critique. I only bring this up because I’m going to be…
spiderslash- Expect nothing, and even less. 