Tag: Nintendo
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Review: My Friend Pedro-Violent, Bloody, And Filled With Potassium.
I’ve made it no secret with my reviews that when it comes to playing the video games I buy I am what some would say Fucking Bad At It. Sure I’ve made it a point to be better at it and I’ve made remarkable progress but there are still games sitting in my library that…
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Review: ARMS-Just Out Of Reach
I guess now’s as good as time as any. Back in 2016 and the Switch was just getting revealed I remember having so many expectations. “Will there be a new Mario game? Will wee see a new F-Zero? Will some of the good games get rescued off of the deserted island that is the Wii…
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Review-Pokémon Sword (And Shield I guess)
Boy, this game sure did cause a stink, didn’t it? I wasn’t going to pick up Pokémon Sword (And Shield I guess) originally. It didn’t have anything to do with the controversies surrounding it or anything, though it didn’t help, it just wasn’t on my radar. Don’t get me wrong I enjoy Pokémon every now…
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Review-Luigi’s Mansion 3
Luigi has always been my favorite little plumber man, but I never really knew why. For some reason, I always gravitated towards him over Mario. I vividly remember playing Super Mario Bros. 3 on the NES as a kid and giving all of Mario’s lives to Luigi and letting him die just so I could…
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Review-Dragon Quest XI S: Echoes of an Elusive Age – Definitive Edition
I didn’t know it was going to end this way. Earlier this year I saw the Hero from Dragon Quest get added into Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. That spurred me to finally get into Dragon Quest in a serious manner and I played through the first three games on iOS to prepare myself for the…
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Review-Banjo-Kazooie
My backlog of games is very large and I’ve been ashamed of it for years. I have games sitting on my shelf that I’ve owned for almost a decade. I’ve tried to knock them out as fast as I can but sometimes I get distracted or I just..forget that I own them. That fact becomes…
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Review-Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3: The Black Order
Of all the franchises Nintendo could have picked to bring back from the grave they picked the one that has a character named “Ulysses S. Claw” in it. When I was a kid I played the absolute hell out of the original Marvel Ultimate Alliance (I never played 2. Fuck Civil War). I remember exploring…
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Review-Travis Strikes Again: No More Heroes
Video games are really interesting products, aren’t they? No matter the quality, they can elicit such a strong reaction from someone, be it positive or negative. They can make a person feel intense amounts of joy, make them feel emotionally attached to its characters and world, and even provoke some to think about the world…
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Review-Detective Pikachu
Video game movies can be horrible nightmares. Many of them are made from zero passion for the source material and only exist to capitalize off of the brands recognition. Detective Pikachu is not one of those movies. I will openly admit that when I first heard that they were making a live action Pokémon movie…
spiderslash- Expect nothing, and even less. 