Tag: Movie
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Review-Shazam
I’ve yet to talk about them on this website but I have seen every post Dark Knight movie DC has made and I’ve yet to truly enjoy a single one of them. Nearly all of them have been frustrating experiences filled to the brim with terrible stories, awful characters, distracting editing, and complete unoriginality. Even…
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Review-Dumbo (2019) (April Fools)
I should preface this by saying that I have never seen a live action Disney movie. I always thought that they were pointless cash ins that took away all the magic and creativity that the original films had and replaced them with ugly cg that is completely devoid of any style or charm. But you…
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Review-The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
Have you ever had that one movie you remember liking as a kid but you can’t remember anything about it? For me, that wasn’t The Mummy (1999). Over the past week I decided to watch that very movie along with its two sequels because a good friend of mine was generous enough to buy them…
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Review-Dragon Ball Super: Broly
[This review will not contain spoilers outside of what has been shown in promotional material and trailers] Dragon Ball is a series that I’ve followed since I was 4 years old. It’s characters, stories, and fights have always stuck in my mind and brought me an immense amount of entertainment and I doubt that will…
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Spiderslashers-A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
Much like Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger was a character that I always knew about but I could never bring myself to watch any of his movies. However unlike Jason I was actually scared of Freddy. I can’t properly say what it was about him that terrified me, though…was it the skin? His laugh? Or was…
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Spiderslashers-Venom
Yeah I know it’s not really a horror movie but it comes out in October so I’m counting it. Sue me. I was not looking forward to seeing Venom prior to my initial viewing. I thought the trailers were a mess, I thought the ad campaigns for it looked obnoxious and above all I didn’t…
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Spiderslashers-Dawn of the Dead (1978)
WARNING: THERE WILL BE SPOILERS IN THIS REVIEW. I remember the first time I started to get over my fear of zombies, it was when I first played Capcoms Dead Rising around 2008.It was a lot of fun and the games sense of humor kept me at ease among the violence and mayhem surrounding me.…
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Spiderslashers-Night of the Living Dead (1968)
WARNING: THERE WILL BE SPOILERS IN THIS REVIEW. Zombies have always been a touchy subject for me. I was exposed to them at a young age because my step-brother had the original Resident Evil on PS1 and that game terrified me. Ever since then I became deathly afraid of zombies in almost any form of…
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Spiderslashers-The Fly (1986)
WARNING: THERE WILL BE SPOILERS IN THIS REVIEW. Gore has always been a touchy subject for me in media. I’m squeamish about it in real life, really everyone is, but I’m fine with it in things such as video games and literature..but not in film for some reason. I might just be the act of…
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Spiderslashers-Friday the 13th (1980)
WARNING: THERE WILL BE SPOILERS IN THIS REVIEW. Friday the 13th is a horror franchise that always fascinated me as a kid. I remember thinking Jason Voorhees as an imposing wall of terror covered by a hokey mask. Even though I was never into horror I still wanted to see the movies he came from which…
spiderslash- Expect nothing, and even less. 