Tag: Movie
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Review: POSTAL (Movie)-………Uh
One of my resolutions for the new year was to review more movies simply because I don’t think I do it as often as I should. I love film and to be quite honest with you, my film backlog is just as, if not bigger than my game backlog. I’ve always been awful about dedicating…
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Review-Cats (2019)
I had to see a priest after watching this. I am not a theater person. I have seen maybe 3 plays in my life and I’m pretty sure two of those were high school productions. I’m also not knowledgable about musicals but I’ve seen my fair share of them, mainly by Disney but still. I…
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Spiderslashers-Hellraiser
God I didn’t want to watch this fucking movie. I’m so not good with movie based gore. “Oh but Hunter! You enjoy Mortal Kombat and you like intense-looking transformation scenes in movies!” Yeah shut up, that’s different. When a film lingers on scenes of graphic violence and they showcase it in such gruesome detail, that’s when I…
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Spiderslashers-Friday the 13th Part 2
Aw yeah back to the lake, baby. On this day last year, I reviewed the first Friday the 13th movie and thought it was..okay? I guess? It was boring and a tad unmemorable outside of a few select scenes but I didn’t think it was anything bad. It was a movie that I saw. Now a year…
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Review-Promare
I’m struggling with an introduction for this review because I really have no personal history with Studio Trigger…like at all. I’ve never fully seen any of their prior works, I barely know any of the notable names behind this project, I didn’t even know it was coming out until I saw friends talking about it…
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Review-Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
I am not the most educated or experienced when it comes to the work of Quentin Tarintino but boy howdy does the man love having women’s feet in the foreground of his shots. To say that I knew little about Once Upon a Time in Hollywood before viewing would be an understatement. Straight up the…
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Review-Godzilla: King of the Monsters
What makes a good Godzilla movie? For many, that’s actually a divisive answer….not nearly as divisive as this MOVIE, but still divisive. People have a lot of expectation when it comes to Godzilla. If it has too many humans, people will say that it’s “Missing the point of the franchise” and “Not what the fans…
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Review-Spider-Man: Far From Home
NOTE: This review will contain both Minor and Major spoilers Did you guys know that I like Spider-Man a lot? Did you? I bet that it wasn’t obvious that I, spiderslash, liked Spider-Man. Spider-Man is a character that I’ve loved ever since I was a wee little boy. I always ate up whatever toy, game,…
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Review-Detective Pikachu
Video game movies can be horrible nightmares. Many of them are made from zero passion for the source material and only exist to capitalize off of the brands recognition. Detective Pikachu is not one of those movies. I will openly admit that when I first heard that they were making a live action Pokémon movie…
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Review-Avengers: Endgame
*THERE WILL BE MILD SPOILERS IN THIS REVIEW. I WILL TRY MY BEST TO NOT TALK ABOUT ANYTHING TOO CRAZY. 11 years. I have been watching these movies for 11. Years. All of this build up. All of these characters. All of these stories. it all leads up to this. And it’s………….pretty good actually. Much…
spiderslash- Expect nothing, and even less. 