Tag: Marvel
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Review: Venom: Let There Be Carnage-Comedy In Tragedy
Didn’t feel like putting “SPIDERSLASHERS” in the title, but this still counts right? Sorry it’s been so long! It’s been a long time since I’ve written about a recent movie, two years as a matter of fact! It was a surreal experience going sitting in a movie theater with a group of people and watching…
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Review-Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3: The Black Order
Of all the franchises Nintendo could have picked to bring back from the grave they picked the one that has a character named “Ulysses S. Claw” in it. When I was a kid I played the absolute hell out of the original Marvel Ultimate Alliance (I never played 2. Fuck Civil War). I remember exploring…
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Review-Spider-Man: Far From Home
NOTE: This review will contain both Minor and Major spoilers Did you guys know that I like Spider-Man a lot? Did you? I bet that it wasn’t obvious that I, spiderslash, liked Spider-Man. Spider-Man is a character that I’ve loved ever since I was a wee little boy. I always ate up whatever toy, game,…
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Review-Avengers: Endgame
*THERE WILL BE MILD SPOILERS IN THIS REVIEW. I WILL TRY MY BEST TO NOT TALK ABOUT ANYTHING TOO CRAZY. 11 years. I have been watching these movies for 11. Years. All of this build up. All of these characters. All of these stories. it all leads up to this. And it’s………….pretty good actually. Much…
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Review-Captain Marvel
Captain Marvel is the 21st movie in Marvel’s cinematic universe and the final stop before Avengers: Endgame and heaven help me I have never felt more exhausted typing out a sentence in my life. At this point I’m more or less seeing these movies out of personal obligation just because I’m so far in. I…
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Spiderslashers-Venom
Yeah I know it’s not really a horror movie but it comes out in October so I’m counting it. Sue me. I was not looking forward to seeing Venom prior to my initial viewing. I thought the trailers were a mess, I thought the ad campaigns for it looked obnoxious and above all I didn’t…
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Review-Deadpool 2
A quick PSA before we begin, if you’re the type of person that laughs at a joke and then immediately repeats it out loud in a movie theater, just do everyone a favor and eat my shorts. Just take them and swallow them whole. Thank you. I was a big fan of the first Deadpool…
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Review-Ant-Man & Wasp
Ant-Man & Wasp wasn’t a film I was particularly excited to see when it was first announced. Around the time it was revealed “superhero fatigue” was hitting me very hard and I really couldn’t care less about it, which is funny considering that I actually did enjoy the first Ant-Man movie, as flawed as it…
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