Tag: Film Review
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Kuma & Kumo Present: Tom Green Jacked Off A Horse (Episode 1)
https://anchor.fm/hunter–sam/embed/episodes/Kuma–Kumo-Present-Tom-Green-Jacked-Off-A-Horse-Episode-1-eqoli3 Hi! Hello! Welcome! In this premiere episode of what is sure to be America’s next top podcast, Sam (Kuma) and Hunter (Kumo) discuss something that is considered by many to be ‘a film’. By Sam’s request and Hunter’s reluctance they are taking a look at Tom Green’s magnum opus, “Freddy Got Fingered”. Will they…
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Review: POSTAL (Movie)-………Uh
One of my resolutions for the new year was to review more movies simply because I don’t think I do it as often as I should. I love film and to be quite honest with you, my film backlog is just as, if not bigger than my game backlog. I’ve always been awful about dedicating…
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Review: UHF-Undiscovered Treasure
The “Twinkie Weiner Sandwich” is the single most repulsive thing I have ever seen in my life. UHF is a comedy starring “Weird” Al Yankovic that came out in 1989 that I had no idea existed until I was exposed to it through a Youtuber I happen to be a fan of (shoutouts to Brutalmoose).…
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Review-Cats (2019)
I had to see a priest after watching this. I am not a theater person. I have seen maybe 3 plays in my life and I’m pretty sure two of those were high school productions. I’m also not knowledgable about musicals but I’ve seen my fair share of them, mainly by Disney but still. I…
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Spiderslashers-Eraserhead
– THERE WILL BE SPOILERS IN THIS REVIEW Eraserhead has always been an elusive anomaly to me. I never saw it growing up and none of the video stores in my area had it available to purchase or rent and yet the name always intrigued me. The first time I caught a glimpse of it…
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Spiderslashers-Shin Kamen Rider: Prologue
I haven’t gotten the chance to really mention it, but I’m a very big fan of the Karen Rider franchise. It’s by far the Tokusatsu series I’m the most familiar with aside from Godzilla and learning more about it has always been a treat. I haven’t gotten the chance to watch any of the series’…
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Spiderslashers-A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
Much like Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger was a character that I always knew about but I could never bring myself to watch any of his movies. However unlike Jason I was actually scared of Freddy. I can’t properly say what it was about him that terrified me, though…was it the skin? His laugh? Or was…
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Spiderslashers-The Fly (1986)
WARNING: THERE WILL BE SPOILERS IN THIS REVIEW. Gore has always been a touchy subject for me in media. I’m squeamish about it in real life, really everyone is, but I’m fine with it in things such as video games and literature..but not in film for some reason. I might just be the act of…
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Spiderslashers-Friday the 13th (1980)
WARNING: THERE WILL BE SPOILERS IN THIS REVIEW. Friday the 13th is a horror franchise that always fascinated me as a kid. I remember thinking Jason Voorhees as an imposing wall of terror covered by a hokey mask. Even though I was never into horror I still wanted to see the movies he came from which…
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Review-Deadpool 2
A quick PSA before we begin, if you’re the type of person that laughs at a joke and then immediately repeats it out loud in a movie theater, just do everyone a favor and eat my shorts. Just take them and swallow them whole. Thank you. I was a big fan of the first Deadpool…
spiderslash- Expect nothing, and even less. 