Tag: Action
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Review: Crash Bandicoot 4: It’s About Time-Wonderfully Nostalgic Torture
Yes, yes, I know I’m a few months late on this one but I couldn’t get it at launch! Sue me. The day is June 19, 2019. At the time, I just finished writing my review for Crash Team Racing Nitro-Fueled and was getting ready to post it. Then literally, no joke, as I was about to…
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Review: Hades-Every Death Means Something
If there’s one thing I love about the internet, it’s seeing what does and doesn’t become viral, especially with video games. You could have this giant, expensive ass game with a ton of marketing behind it completely bomb and attain disinterest while a smaller, much more artistically driven indie game gets pushed to the moon by players…
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Review: Pumpkin Jack-A Small Pumpkin Can Still Be Scary
When you’re as into video games as I am, you tend to follow a lot of news and review site on social media. You do this so you can keep up to date on announcements and trending topics surrounding the game industry but sometimes it can lead to you getting exposed to games you weren’t…
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Review: Baki the Grappler (Season 1 + 1996 OVA)-A Warrior’s Journey
Did you guys know I actually don’t watch a ton of anime? Or television shows for that matter? I have what I would like to call “Idiot Moron Brain”, and that Idiot Moron Brain makes it so that if the piece of media I’m consuming isn’t a movie or a game, or even a manga…
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Review: Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy-Spin It Again, Sam.
I’ve mentioned before in several reviews, mostly these two that I absolutely adore the Crash Bandicoot series. I grew up playing the second and third games as a kid and while I was never the BIGGEST fan of the first one I still enjoyed it for what it was. Growing UP as a Crash fan, on the other…
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Review: My Friend Pedro-Violent, Bloody, And Filled With Potassium.
I’ve made it no secret with my reviews that when it comes to playing the video games I buy I am what some would say Fucking Bad At It. Sure I’ve made it a point to be better at it and I’ve made remarkable progress but there are still games sitting in my library that…
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Review: Ghostbusters: The Video Game Remastered-I Got Slimed….Again!
When I was about 11 or 12 I was OBSESSED with the first two Ghostbusters movies. I bought a 2 disc double feature pack and it was one of the first film-related things I ever bought with my own money I watched them both right when I was starting to look at movies through a…
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Review: Streets of Rage 4-A Welcomed Blast From The Past
Note to self: Always read the fine print before pre-ordering stuff off Limited Run Games. Maybe then you won’t have to wait an extra 3 months to play a video game. I love beat ’em up games so much it’s not even funny. From Final Fight to The Simpsons they’ve always been one of my…
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Review: Duke Nukem 3D: 20th Anniversary World Tour-Immature Fun With A Price
I always knew Roger Ebert was full of shit. I was a huge fan of Duke Nukem in middle school believe it or not. Even though I didn’t grow up with his games, Duke always stuck out as one of gaming most recognizable characters in my eyes. From his jacked physique and wise-cracking, womanizing persona,…
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Review: ARMS-Just Out Of Reach
I guess now’s as good as time as any. Back in 2016 and the Switch was just getting revealed I remember having so many expectations. “Will there be a new Mario game? Will wee see a new F-Zero? Will some of the good games get rescued off of the deserted island that is the Wii…
spiderslash- Expect nothing, and even less. 