Expect nothing and even less.
I’ve mentioned before in several reviews, mostly these two that I absolutely adore the Crash Bandicoot series. I grew up playing the second and third games as a kid and while I was … Continue Reading Review: Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy- Spin It Again, Sam.
I’ve made it no secret with my reviews that when it comes to playing the video games I buy I am what some would say Fucking Bad At It. Sure … Continue Reading Review: My Friend Pedro-Violent, Bloody, And Filled With Potassium.
When I was about 11 or 12 I was OBSESSED with the first two Ghostbusters movies. I bought a 2 disc double feature pack and it was one of the … Continue Reading Review: Ghostbusters: The Video Game Remastered-I Got Slimed….Again!
Note to self: Always read the fine print before pre-ordering stuff off Limited Run Games. Maybe then you won’t have to wait an extra 3 months to play a video … Continue Reading Review: Streets of Rage 4-A Welcomed Blast From The Past
I always knew Roger Ebert was full of shit. I was a huge fan of Duke Nukem in middle school believe it or not. Even though I didn’t grow up … Continue Reading Review: Duke Nukem 3D: 20th Anniversary World Tour-Immature Fun With A Price
I guess now’s as good as time as any. Back in 2016 and the Switch was just getting revealed I remember having so many expectations. “Will there be a new … Continue Reading Review: ARMS-Just Out Of Reach
This movie is like getting a flu shot at the doctor’s office. Quick, painless, and you get to go to McDonald’s after finishing it. I’ve made no secret on this … Continue Reading Review: Mortal Kombat Legends: Scorpion’s Revenge-All Blood, No Guts
Is it possible to have your expectations broken when you never had any? I had almost no form of hopes and expectations prior to going into Final Fantasy VII Remake … Continue Reading Review: Final Fantasy VII Remake-What’s Old Is New, And What’s New Is Old
I now know more about Dragon Ball now than I ever had in my life and that’s not a good thing. What on earth do you want me to say … Continue Reading Review: Dragon Ball Z: Kakarot-Too Much Of An Okay Thing
I like really stupid shit and Devil May Cry is really stupid shit. Devil May Cry is one of Capcom’s most prolific IP’s and Dante is one of their most … Continue Reading Review-Devil May Cry V
I haven’t gotten the chance to really mention it, but I’m a very big fan of the Karen Rider franchise. It’s by far the Tokusatsu series I’m the most familiar … Continue Reading Spiderslashers-Shin Kamen Rider: Prologue
Of all the franchises Nintendo could have picked to bring back from the grave they picked the one that has a character named “Ulysses S. Claw” in it. When I … Continue Reading Review-Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3: The Black Order
What makes a good Godzilla movie? For many, that’s actually a divisive answer….not nearly as divisive as this MOVIE, but still divisive. People have a lot of expectation when it … Continue Reading Review-Godzilla: King of the Monsters
NOTE: This review will contain both Minor and Major spoilers Did you guys know that I like Spider-Man a lot? Did you? I bet that it wasn’t obvious that I, … Continue Reading Review-Spider-Man: Far From Home
Video games are really interesting products, aren’t they? No matter the quality, they can elicit such a strong reaction from someone, be it positive or negative. They can make a … Continue Reading Review-Travis Strikes Again: No More Heroes
*THERE WILL BE MILD SPOILERS IN THIS REVIEW. I WILL TRY MY BEST TO NOT TALK ABOUT ANYTHING TOO CRAZY. 11 years. I have been watching these movies for 11. … Continue Reading Review-Avengers: Endgame
