I tried skateboarding once when I was 12. I fell off the board and fell into someone’s gravel driveway and […]
Review: My Friend Pedro-Violent, Bloody, And Filled With Potassium.
I’ve made it no secret with my reviews that when it comes to playing the video games I buy I […]
Review: Ghostbusters: The Video Game Remastered-I Got Slimed….Again!
When I was about 11 or 12 I was OBSESSED with the first two Ghostbusters movies. I bought a 2 […]
Review: Streets of Rage 4-A Welcomed Blast From The Past
Note to self: Always read the fine print before pre-ordering stuff off Limited Run Games. Maybe then you won’t have […]
Review: Duke Nukem 3D: 20th Anniversary World Tour-Immature Fun With A Price
I always knew Roger Ebert was full of shit. I was a huge fan of Duke Nukem in middle school […]
Review: ARMS-Just Out Of Reach
I guess now’s as good as time as any. Back in 2016 and the Switch was just getting revealed I […]
Review: Crash Team Racing Nitro-Fueled-Cuckoo For Coco Karts
I bought Team Sonic Racing over this when they both released. I can not for the life of me tell […]
Review: Mortal Kombat Legends: Scorpion’s Revenge-All Blood, No Guts
This movie is like getting a flu shot at the doctor’s office. Quick, painless, and you get to go to […]
Review: UHF-Undiscovered Treasure
The “Twinkie Weiner Sandwich” is the single most repulsive thing I have ever seen in my life. UHF is a […]
Review: SNK Gals’ Fighters-Pretty in Pain
How many of you know what a Neo Geo Pocket Color even is? I first found out about that weird […]
