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I hope I never see another glowing axe for as long as I live. To say that I was excited for Doom Eternal would be a vast understatement. From the … Continue Reading Review: Doom Eternal-Hellacious Entertainment
I feel like hell. When I write these reviews I normally dedicate a paragraph or two to an intro because I like detailing my personal history with what I write … Continue Reading Review: Doom II: Hell on Earth-Too Big For Its Bullets
Finally, we’re in familiar territory. Doom (2016) was the first Doom game I ever bought and finished myself and is one of the few games I’ve reviewed here that I’ve … Continue Reading Review: Doom (2016)-Home Is Where The Hell Is
This was the one I was dreading the most. I’m not good with horror. Never have been. I’ve always been a really timid person and the idea of playing a … Continue Reading Review: Doom 3-Frustrating Darkness
Holy hell, hell is holy. I wasn’t much of a PC gamer growing up, I didn’t even have steady access to the internet until 2007, but I was always … Continue Reading Review: Doom (1993)-Hellish Delight
I now know more about Dragon Ball now than I ever had in my life and that’s not a good thing. What on earth do you want me to say … Continue Reading Review: Dragon Ball Z: Kakarot-Too Much Of An Okay Thing
Gacha games are evil and you shouldn’t play them. Now that we got that out of the way I just want to say that I’ve grown a huge amount of … Continue Reading Review: Granblue Fantasy Versus-Imagine Fighting The Slot Machine
Capcom’s Street Fighter franchise is a series that I hold near and dear to my heart. Ever since I was a toddler the series has stuck with me and has … Continue Reading Review: Street Fighter-Everyone Has To Start Somewhere
I like really stupid shit and Devil May Cry is really stupid shit. Devil May Cry is one of Capcom’s most prolific IP’s and Dante is one of their most … Continue Reading Review-Devil May Cry V
I still don’t know how where to put a semicolon and I am not going to look up a tutorial before writing this. 2019 was a very interesting year for … Continue Reading 2019 Was Rough But At Least I’m Doing This (A Year In Review)
Boy, this game sure did cause a stink, didn’t it? I wasn’t going to pick up Pokémon Sword (And Shield I guess) originally. It didn’t have anything to do with … Continue Reading Review-Pokémon Sword (And Shield I guess)
I had to see a priest after watching this. I am not a theater person. I have seen maybe 3 plays in my life and I’m pretty sure two of … Continue Reading Review-Cats (2019)
Luigi has always been my favorite little plumber man, but I never really knew why. For some reason, I always gravitated towards him over Mario. I vividly remember playing Super … Continue Reading Review-Luigi’s Mansion 3
When I was a kid one of my dreams was to have my very own arcade cabinet. I grew up in an area with a lot of arcades and being … Continue Reading Review- Arcade1Up Arcade Machine (Final Fight Flavored)
I didn’t know it was going to end this way. Earlier this year I saw the Hero from Dragon Quest get added into Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. That spurred me … Continue Reading Review-Dragon Quest XI S: Echoes of an Elusive Age – Definitive Edition
– THERE WILL BE SPOILERS IN THIS REVIEW Eraserhead has always been an elusive anomaly to me. I never saw it growing up and none of the video stores … Continue Reading Spiderslashers-Eraserhead
