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Spiderslashers-Night of the Living Dead (1968)
WARNING: THERE WILL BE SPOILERS IN THIS REVIEW. Zombies have always been a touchy subject for me. I was exposed to them at a young age because my step-brother had the original Resident Evil on PS1 and that game terrified me. Ever since then I became deathly afraid of zombies in almost any form of…
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Spiderslashers-The Fly (1986)
WARNING: THERE WILL BE SPOILERS IN THIS REVIEW. Gore has always been a touchy subject for me in media. I’m squeamish about it in real life, really everyone is, but I’m fine with it in things such as video games and literature..but not in film for some reason. I might just be the act of…
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Welcome…to Spiderslashers
Be careful walking at night. The moon is out, the fog is thick, and the air is filled with danger. Watch your back, because you just might run into…the Spiderslashers. Welcome to Spiderslashers! Throughout the month of October I’ll be reviewing as many horror movies as I can! As someone that’s not overly familiar with the horror…
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Spiderslashers-Friday the 13th (1980)
WARNING: THERE WILL BE SPOILERS IN THIS REVIEW. Friday the 13th is a horror franchise that always fascinated me as a kid. I remember thinking Jason Voorhees as an imposing wall of terror covered by a hokey mask. Even though I was never into horror I still wanted to see the movies he came from which…
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Review-Deadpool 2
A quick PSA before we begin, if you’re the type of person that laughs at a joke and then immediately repeats it out loud in a movie theater, just do everyone a favor and eat my shorts. Just take them and swallow them whole. Thank you. I was a big fan of the first Deadpool…
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Review-Won’t You Be My Neighbor?
I should start this off by saying I have little to no experience with documentaries. Sure I’ve watched some in the past, many of which I liked, but it’s not a genre of filmmaking that I’m overly familiar with, especially when it comes to critique. I only bring this up because I’m going to be…
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Review-Ant-Man & Wasp
Ant-Man & Wasp wasn’t a film I was particularly excited to see when it was first announced. Around the time it was revealed “superhero fatigue” was hitting me very hard and I really couldn’t care less about it, which is funny considering that I actually did enjoy the first Ant-Man movie, as flawed as it…
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Review-Rampage
Let me preface this review by saying that I have no nostalgic ties to Rampage, at all. Sure I played the arcade game when I was younger and maybe a little bit of Rampage Ultimate Destruction. However, it never left that much of an impression on me outside of it being simple fun. So when…
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Review-Godzilla:Planet of the Monsters
Godzilla Planet of the Monsters is a 2017 animated film released by Toho and is the 30th entry into the companies ongoing film series. Along with being the 30th film it’s also the first Godzilla movie to be entirely animated, not using a single physical actor. It was directed by Kobun Shizuno and Hiroyuki Sashita…
spiderslash- Expect nothing, and even less. 