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The existential nightmare of working as a hobby.
This is all off the cuff. Bear with me, please. I have had this website for four years and have posted on it for almost as long. I stopped doing it as frequently last year due to burnout and the overwhelming sense of dread surrounding my written work. “Will anybody read this?” “Does any of…
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I Played 4 Naruto Games After Not Being A Fan Of The Series For 13 Years.
I want to kick the shit out of 14-year-old me so bad. The Beginning 2004, the year of the beast, a 10-year-old Hunter is enjoying life like usual. He’s just living with his mom and playing with his friends when he notices one of the older kids collecting something called “Shonen Jump”. It was this…
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Review: Venom: Let There Be Carnage-Comedy In Tragedy
Didn’t feel like putting “SPIDERSLASHERS” in the title, but this still counts right? Sorry it’s been so long! It’s been a long time since I’ve written about a recent movie, two years as a matter of fact! It was a surreal experience going sitting in a movie theater with a group of people and watching…
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Kuma & Kumo Present: Big Monsters, Little Excitement (Episode 6)
https://anchor.fm/hunter–sam/embed/episodes/Kuma–Kumo-Present-Big-Monsters–Little-Excitement-Episode-6-eunsfr Hi! Hello! Welcome! In this week’s episode, our loveable scamps take a look at a NEW movie! Wow! Did Sam and Hunter like it? Take a guess, moron. Read the title. Spoiler talk ends at 01:11:58 Where to find Sam: Twitter-https://twitter.com/strongerkuma Twitch-https://www.twitch.tv/sammykuma Where to find Hunter: Twitter-https://twitter.com/spiderslash Twitch-https://twitch.tv/spiderslash Website-https://spiderslash.com/
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Kuma & Kumo Present: We’re Cursed (Episode 5)
https://anchor.fm/hunter–sam/embed/episodes/Kuma–Kumo-Present-Were-Cursed-Episode-5-eu4epe Hi! Hello! Welcome! The last episode killed our hero’s souls so Hunter wanted to watch a feel-good movie this time. Little did either of them know that this would lead to an exceedingly frustrating experience that drove both of them (mostly Hunter) insane. The movie was fine I just had so many problems uploading…
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Kuma & Kumo Present: Big Stupid Lousy Movie (Episode 4)
https://anchor.fm/hunter–sam/embed/episodes/Kuma–Kumo-Present-Big-Stupid-Lousy-Movie-Episode-4-eseo9j Hi! Hello! Welcome! This one sucked. Where to find Sam: Twitter-https://twitter.com/strongerkuma Twitch-https://www.twitch.tv/sammykuma Where to find Hunter: Twitter-https://twitter.com/spiderslash Twitch-https://twitch.tv/spiderslash Website-https://spiderslash.com/
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Kuma & Kumo Present: Storytime With Uncle Hunter (Episode 3)
https://anchor.fm/hunter–sam/embed/episodes/Kuma–Kumo-Present-Storytime-With-Uncle-Hunter-Episode-3-es2pbe Hi! Hello! Welcome! This week the dynamic duo are looking at what is arguably one of the most well-known and well-received video game-to-film adaptions ever made, Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie. Will they actually review it? Or will they spend most of their time rambling? Hunter hated editing this one. Where to find…
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Kuma & Kumo Present: How To Cheat Death (Episode 2)
https://anchor.fm/hunter–sam/embed/episodes/Kuma–Kumo-Present-How-To-Cheat-Death-Episode-2-er8omn Hi! Hello! Welcome! This week the duo take a look at the first film in the Final Destination franchise; ‘Final Destination’. We already know that Sam likes this movie, but will Hunter? Will Sam be able to sway him to their side? Will Hunter be able to endure the horror he sees before him?…
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Kuma & Kumo Present: Tom Green Jacked Off A Horse (Episode 1)
https://anchor.fm/hunter–sam/embed/episodes/Kuma–Kumo-Present-Tom-Green-Jacked-Off-A-Horse-Episode-1-eqoli3 Hi! Hello! Welcome! In this premiere episode of what is sure to be America’s next top podcast, Sam (Kuma) and Hunter (Kumo) discuss something that is considered by many to be ‘a film’. By Sam’s request and Hunter’s reluctance they are taking a look at Tom Green’s magnum opus, “Freddy Got Fingered”. Will they…
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Review: Duke Nukem Forever-The Five Stages Of Grief
2011: The Year of the Gamer. A lot of great games came out that year, games that I would consider personal favorites. That year, I pre-ordered the collector’s editions for both Marvel vs Capcom 3 and Mortal Kombat (2011), two of my favorite fighting games of all time. I paid for MvC3 myself but my…
spiderslash- Expect nothing, and even less. 