Category: Film Review
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Review-Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
I am not the most educated or experienced when it comes to the work of Quentin Tarintino but boy howdy does the man love having women’s feet in the foreground of his shots. To say that I knew little about Once Upon a Time in Hollywood before viewing would be an understatement. Straight up the […]
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Review-Godzilla: King of the Monsters
What makes a good Godzilla movie? For many, that’s actually a divisive answer….not nearly as divisive as this MOVIE, but still divisive. People have a lot of expectation when it comes to Godzilla. If it has too many humans, people will say that it’s “Missing the point of the franchise” and “Not what the fans […]
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Review-Spider-Man: Far From Home
NOTE: This review will contain both Minor and Major spoilers Did you guys know that I like Spider-Man a lot? Did you? I bet that it wasn’t obvious that I, spiderslash, liked Spider-Man. Spider-Man is a character that I’ve loved ever since I was a wee little boy. I always ate up whatever toy, game, […]
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Review-Samurai Shodown (2019)
God, I’m so glad SNK is making actual video games again. I always had an admiration for the company growing up after playing Capcom vs SNK for the first time. the company has such a long and illustrious history of amazing games and I was lucky enough to experience many of them…except for one series, […]
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Review-Detective Pikachu
Video game movies can be horrible nightmares. Many of them are made from zero passion for the source material and only exist to capitalize off of the brands recognition. Detective Pikachu is not one of those movies. I will openly admit that when I first heard that they were making a live action Pokémon movie […]
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Review-Avengers: Endgame
*THERE WILL BE MILD SPOILERS IN THIS REVIEW. I WILL TRY MY BEST TO NOT TALK ABOUT ANYTHING TOO CRAZY. 11 years. I have been watching these movies for 11. Years. All of this build up. All of these characters. All of these stories. it all leads up to this. And it’s………….pretty good actually. Much […]
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Review-Shazam
I’ve yet to talk about them on this website but I have seen every post Dark Knight movie DC has made and I’ve yet to truly enjoy a single one of them. Nearly all of them have been frustrating experiences filled to the brim with terrible stories, awful characters, distracting editing, and complete unoriginality. Even […]
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Review-Dumbo (2019) (April Fools)
I should preface this by saying that I have never seen a live action Disney movie. I always thought that they were pointless cash ins that took away all the magic and creativity that the original films had and replaced them with ugly cg that is completely devoid of any style or charm. But you […]
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Review-Mutafukaz
Style is a very important thing when it comes to a movie. It can give it a distinct personality and it can help leave a lasting impression on an audience. It can also help catch the eye of an otherwise uninterested viewer. That’s what happened to me with Muthafukaz (or as it’s known for the […]
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Review-The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
Have you ever had that one movie you remember liking as a kid but you can’t remember anything about it? For me, that wasn’t The Mummy (1999). Over the past week I decided to watch that very movie along with its two sequels because a good friend of mine was generous enough to buy them […]
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