Expect nothing and even less.
This movie is like getting a flu shot at the doctor’s office. Quick, painless, and you get to go to McDonald’s after finishing it. I’ve made no secret on this … Continue Reading Review: Mortal Kombat Legends: Scorpion’s Revenge-All Blood, No Guts
The “Twinkie Weiner Sandwich” is the single most repulsive thing I have ever seen in my life. UHF is a comedy starring “Weird” Al Yankovic that came out in 1989 … Continue Reading Review: UHF-Undiscovered Treasure
Why is Donald Duck so horny? I haven’t had the opportunity to review any movies as of late due to putting a focus on games and I won’t lie, I … Continue Reading Review: The Three Caballeros-Dancing Into My Heart
I had to see a priest after watching this. I am not a theater person. I have seen maybe 3 plays in my life and I’m pretty sure two of … Continue Reading Review-Cats (2019)
– THERE WILL BE SPOILERS IN THIS REVIEW Eraserhead has always been an elusive anomaly to me. I never saw it growing up and none of the video stores … Continue Reading Spiderslashers-Eraserhead
God I didn’t want to watch this fucking movie. I’m so not good with movie based gore. “Oh but Hunter! You enjoy Mortal Kombat and you like intense-looking transformation scenes in … Continue Reading Spiderslashers-Hellraiser
I haven’t gotten the chance to really mention it, but I’m a very big fan of the Karen Rider franchise. It’s by far the Tokusatsu series I’m the most familiar … Continue Reading Spiderslashers-Shin Kamen Rider: Prologue
I had no interest in this movie originally, I really didn’t. I admit it may have been because the controversies and general culture behind the movie were exhausting me but … Continue Reading Review-Joker
Curiosity is one of the most exciting things a human can experience. They can guide a person to so many types of experiences, joys, and discoveries. It can be used … Continue Reading Spiderslashers-Gargoyles (1972)
Aw yeah back to the lake, baby. On this day last year, I reviewed the first Friday the 13th movie and thought it was..okay? I guess? It was boring and a tad … Continue Reading Spiderslashers-Friday the 13th Part 2
I’m struggling with an introduction for this review because I really have no personal history with Studio Trigger…like at all. I’ve never fully seen any of their prior works, I … Continue Reading Review-Promare
I never grew up with The Muppets, let alone the work of Jim Henson. I’m sure I watched episodes of Seasame Street and I know I watched various films and … Continue Reading Review-The Muppet Movie
I am not the most educated or experienced when it comes to the work of Quentin Tarintino but boy howdy does the man love having women’s feet in the foreground … Continue Reading Review-Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
What makes a good Godzilla movie? For many, that’s actually a divisive answer….not nearly as divisive as this MOVIE, but still divisive. People have a lot of expectation when it … Continue Reading Review-Godzilla: King of the Monsters
NOTE: This review will contain both Minor and Major spoilers Did you guys know that I like Spider-Man a lot? Did you? I bet that it wasn’t obvious that I, … Continue Reading Review-Spider-Man: Far From Home
God, I’m so glad SNK is making actual video games again. I always had an admiration for the company growing up after playing Capcom vs SNK for the first time. … Continue Reading Review-Samurai Shodown (2019)
