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Did you guys know I actually don’t watch a ton of anime? Or television shows for that matter? I have what I would like to call “Idiot Moron Brain”, and … Continue Reading Review: Baki the Grappler (Season 1 + 1996 OVA)- A Warrior’s Journey
Just a small warning. This gets a bit personal near the end. On August 30th, 1987, Capcom released the first entry in the Street Fighter series. The game wowed players … Continue Reading Review: The Street Fighter II Series- Building Upon Perfection.
I’ve mentioned before in several reviews, mostly these two that I absolutely adore the Crash Bandicoot series. I grew up playing the second and third games as a kid and while I was … Continue Reading Review: Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy- Spin It Again, Sam.
I tried skateboarding once when I was 12. I fell off the board and fell into someone’s gravel driveway and my friends wouldn’t stop calling me “Stony Hawk”. I loved … Continue Reading Review: Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 1+2- The Bird Man Rides Again.
I’ve made it no secret with my reviews that when it comes to playing the video games I buy I am what some would say Fucking Bad At It. Sure … Continue Reading Review: My Friend Pedro-Violent, Bloody, And Filled With Potassium.
When I was about 11 or 12 I was OBSESSED with the first two Ghostbusters movies. I bought a 2 disc double feature pack and it was one of the … Continue Reading Review: Ghostbusters: The Video Game Remastered-I Got Slimed….Again!
Note to self: Always read the fine print before pre-ordering stuff off Limited Run Games. Maybe then you won’t have to wait an extra 3 months to play a video … Continue Reading Review: Streets of Rage 4-A Welcomed Blast From The Past
I always knew Roger Ebert was full of shit. I was a huge fan of Duke Nukem in middle school believe it or not. Even though I didn’t grow up … Continue Reading Review: Duke Nukem 3D: 20th Anniversary World Tour-Immature Fun With A Price
I guess now’s as good as time as any. Back in 2016 and the Switch was just getting revealed I remember having so many expectations. “Will there be a new … Continue Reading Review: ARMS-Just Out Of Reach
I bought Team Sonic Racing over this when they both released. I can not for the life of me tell you why. So fun story, I never had the original … Continue Reading Review: Crash Team Racing Nitro-Fueled-Cuckoo For Coco Karts
This movie is like getting a flu shot at the doctor’s office. Quick, painless, and you get to go to McDonald’s after finishing it. I’ve made no secret on this … Continue Reading Review: Mortal Kombat Legends: Scorpion’s Revenge-All Blood, No Guts
The “Twinkie Weiner Sandwich” is the single most repulsive thing I have ever seen in my life. UHF is a comedy starring “Weird” Al Yankovic that came out in 1989 … Continue Reading Review: UHF-Undiscovered Treasure
How many of you know what a Neo Geo Pocket Color even is? I first found out about that weird little brick around the time I was in middle school … Continue Reading Review: SNK Gals’ Fighters-Pretty in Pain
Is it possible to have your expectations broken when you never had any? I had almost no form of hopes and expectations prior to going into Final Fantasy VII Remake … Continue Reading Review: Final Fantasy VII Remake-What’s Old Is New, And What’s New Is Old
How on earth should I go about this? Reviewing a game that literally everybody knows can be a difficult thing. It can be hard to talk about something that millions … Continue Reading Review: Final Fantasy VII-A Long Time Coming
Why is Donald Duck so horny? I haven’t had the opportunity to review any movies as of late due to putting a focus on games and I won’t lie, I … Continue Reading Review: The Three Caballeros-Dancing Into My Heart
